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Synopsis
Valentino is a mediocre con artist who crosses paths with Kwan, a fellow con artist. Together, they impersonate various people and create numerous schemes to make money. Meanwhile, gangsters are making a scheme of their own.
Stephen Chow
Cast
Teresa Mo Shun-Kwan
Cast
Tien Niu
Cast
Amy Yip Chi-Mei
Cast
Wu Ma
Cast
Roy Cheung Yiu-Yeung
Cast
Yuen Wah
Cast
Mimi Chu Mai-Mai
Cast
Karl Maka
Cast
Sandra Ng Kwan-Yu
Cast
Lee Lik-Chi
Director
Lee Lik-Chi
Writer
Wellington Fung Wing
Writer
Tsang Kwok-Chi
Writer
Edward Leung Yiu-Ming
Writer

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